Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i would punch a child for taco bell
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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