The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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