Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
