is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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