I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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