Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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