i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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