i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have fence marks all over my body
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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