There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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