would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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