Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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