"it" just moved
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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