I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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