You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
