is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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