it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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