You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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