Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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