I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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