After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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