I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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