I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I want her autograph on my taint
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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