well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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