is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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