dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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