And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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