So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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