I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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