No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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