I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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