I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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