Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
