But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i now understand why vodka
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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