Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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