went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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