and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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