he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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