I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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