was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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