They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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