You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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