I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
