In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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