i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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