she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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