so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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