I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
kristin has been a bad kristin
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize
