I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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