I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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