Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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