i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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